boycott Burger King

win hinkle ( (no email) )
Mon, 21 Jul 1997 05:05:33 -0400

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The current Burger King television commercial is a hideous affront to =
all jazz lovers. All music lovers should boycott Burger King until that =
horrible abomination is taken off the air.

I refer to the 30 second spot where some total idiot who thinks she s a =
jazz singer attempts to scat sing her way through the "special orders =
don t upset us - have it your way" jingle. She is horrendously out of =
tune, has a terrible voice better left unheard, and has absolutely no =
clue as to the art of jazz improvisation, much less, scat singing. I =
especially cringe when she relapses into the lower register and goes =
into kind of a folk-singer s nanny-goat substitute for vibrato.

I suspect the ad agency responsible for this aural excrement has a =
distinct disdain for music. I m reminded also of the inane "classical =
music is boring" featuring a cellist a few months ago. The person =
responsible for the ad is a total musical illiterate or really hates the =
art by putting such crap on the air.

Please circulate this to as many music lovers as possible.

Win Hinkle
34skid.com
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The current Burger King television commercial is a hideous affront to = all=20 jazz lovers. All music lovers should boycott Burger King until that = horrible=20 abomination is taken off the air.

 

I refer to the 30 second spot where some total idiot who thinks she s = a jazz=20 singer attempts to scat sing her way through the "special orders = don t=20 upset us - have it your way" jingle. She is horrendously out of = tune, has a=20 terrible voice better left unheard, and has absolutely no clue as to the = art of=20 jazz improvisation, much less, scat singing. I especially cringe when = she=20 relapses into the lower register and goes into kind of a folk-singer s=20 nanny-goat substitute for vibrato.

 

I suspect the ad agency responsible for this aural excrement has a = distinct=20 disdain for music. I m reminded also of the inane "classical music = is=20 boring" featuring a cellist a few months ago. The person = responsible for=20 the ad is a total musical illiterate or really hates the art by putting = such=20 crap on the air.

 

Please circulate this to as many music lovers as possible.

 

Win Hinkle

34skid.com

 

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